I can't sleep through work with you staring at me like that.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Generic slogan shirt or revolutionary counterculture statement?
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I put the "cool" in "dyslexia".
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The shortest distance between two points is teleportation.
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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Who needs evolution when you've got radiation?
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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My Napoleon complex can beat up your Napoleon complex.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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If a monster eats me, make sure he waits an hour before swimming.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Musical Chairs is Darwinism for kids.
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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Ask me about my pretentious indie band.
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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I hated that band before it was cool.
of 70 votes, 34% like it
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Elevator Musician
of 74 votes, 38% like it
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This is what I wear when I'm not fighting crime.
of 71 votes, 35% like it
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It's never too late to fail.
of 70 votes, 40% like it
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British spelling is too colourful.
of 74 votes, 51% like it
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Silence is golden, but witty banter is platinum.
of 80 votes, 41% like it
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Ruining English one "lol" at a time.
of 88 votes, 47% like it
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Think globally, act occasionally.
of 81 votes, 36% like it
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Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox.
of 95 votes, 42% like it
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This shirt is brought to you by the letter T.
of 100 votes, 43% like it
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is alcoholic.
of 95 votes, 31% like it
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Sexy in that awkward way.
of 102 votes, 43% like it
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Simon Says I'm Awesome.
of 102 votes, 35% like it
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The best things in life are free food.
of 97 votes, 40% like it
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Nine out of ten dentists agree: you're unattractive.
of 106 votes, 41% like it
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