Angel or not, there is hair in my pasta.
of 51 votes, 45% like it
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No one ever said pie was easy.
of 52 votes, 42% like it
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How to Build Anticipation: Please see other shirt.
of 82 votes, 59% like it
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A calculator is only good for sum things.
of 83 votes, 69% like it
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Bears don't eat porridge; they eat nosy little girls.
of 76 votes, 57% like it
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Talk to sheep; they just want to be hearded.
of 76 votes, 47% like it
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I hope Kermit and Ms. Piggy never have kids.
of 69 votes, 48% like it
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Screw the oil companies; switch to Power Wheels.
of 68 votes, 57% like it
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Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
of 91 votes, 67% like it
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I hope inflammable means what I think it means.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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Everything starts with E.
of 117 votes, 62% like it
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Every time a cell rings, an angel collides with a plane.
of 93 votes, 44% like it
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I yield to pedestrians. Then I hit them.
of 103 votes, 46% like it
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Following my nose has resulted in mostly circular patterns.
of 100 votes, 52% like it
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The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets.
of 102 votes, 49% like it
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War might be the answer. What was the question?
of 97 votes, 49% like it
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Copyright: A Beginner's Guide to Plagiarism
of 94 votes, 49% like it
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When life gives you lemons . . . free lemons?!
of 111 votes, 60% like it
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Slow children should not be playing near the road.
of 114 votes, 52% like it
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My milkshake only attracts ants.
of 115 votes, 49% like it
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Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things.
of 136 votes, 67% like it
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Not sure yet, but I think we are both invisible.
of 118 votes, 57% like it
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